Fantastic Fest 2008 Breaks Redundant Trailer Rules:

A Fantastic Bumper Frenzy With Talented Team BLACK MAGIC ROLLERCOASTER

As the hurricane winds blow outside with a whistle at my window, I've decided to take a break and simply blog about what's happening at this year's Fantastic Fest in between the official screenings.

I've attended a few film fests in my time, and I remember sitting and waiting for features to begin, usually watching boring slides, and trailers - commercials and previews that play over, and over, and over again. If the audiences were lucky, there would be a short film before the main feature. But most of the time there was nothing really happening on the screen to reward attendees who get there on time to get a good seat and not be disruptive. 

Well, thanks to Filmmaking Frenzy, our patience through the long-suffering dullness will be rewarded. For those not familiar with this site, it's a cool way for filmmakers and film lovers to connect, thanks to Alamo Drafthouse Cinema and kind sponsors. The latest frenzy, 30-second bumpers featuring kids, advertises the filmmakers and festival. 

Audiences unfamiliar with the depth of talent in Austin get a snapshot of what makes Austin a media arts mecca - besides the music. But if you want to compare the film and music scenes, BLACK MAGIC ROLLERCOASTER is a good way to do it, because this team rocks. 

There are other amazing teams that I will mention a little later, but I got a chance to experience what it's like to work with committed filmmakers dedicated to their craft, and it challenged me to do something I thought I'd never do as an adult - act. The guys from BMRC gave me the greenlight to boast about the experience, and I'll do just that - briefly.

I watched and voted in my first Filmmaking Frenzy video in a Rewind Kindly contest sinceI knew one of the actors in BMRC's Beastmaster remake. It won first place, featuring a cute kid the camera seems to love. He's in the Jean-Claude Van Damme homage I Love You Jean-Claude... (See video at top.) Oh - and there was a dog playing the tiger in Beastmaster. "Never work with children and animals"? It does not apply to this team - they bring out the best in both. Just check out the latest Frenzy, Fantastic Fest Bumpers, and you will see what I mean. 2 of their 7 entries made the top 10, with an additional video selected for a Special Jury Prize. Winners were announced after midnight,  and I'm proud to say although the video I participated in with the team didn't win anything, it will still play at this year's festival!

Thomas Humphreys and Nick Robinson are the leaders of BLACK MAGIC ROLLERCOASTER. There are other valuable team members who contribute ideas, costumes, props, acting ability, and enthusiasm, but Humphreys and Robinson are the core of BMRC. They participate in these contests for fun, but these young ones have promising film careers. 

This summer I showed up with one of the actors for a couple of scenes, and like any director with little means but a lot of imagination, Humphreys used what he had, and asked me to read some lines. I thought I would be too nervous to perform. I dislike having my picture taken, and having a camera on me for more than a second seemed excruciating. But Humphreys and the actors present made me feel comfortable right away, and I said the lines without hesitation. Turns out, I was only in the final cut of Powder 2: Powder 2 The People (see the KTC Video Bar) for a split second, long enough to say "I want him!". What a relief!

They didn't win the grand prize in the Unnecessary Sequels contest, coming in an admirable 3rd place. But it's all about fun with filmmaking for these guys, because they produced an amazing bumper crop of seven 30-second videos for Fantastic Fest. Pun intended. 

There are other cool teams who deserve props, and got it by placing in the top 10. Here is my personal favorite, which won 4th place, Tati Ca Un Bat (Batty Daddy):

Makes you want to see which team won 1st place, doesn't it?

Go to the Filmmaking Frenzy blog to find out, and watch other fantastic bumpers before they premiere on the big screen Thursday! 

Fantastic Fest Previews 5 Features & 5 Shorts

AMD Fantastic Fest Online: September 14-20

While we continue browsing the guide and consulting the magic 8-ball for picks and pans, you can  take a peek at what's happening at this year's fest a week a few days early. Fantastic Fest 2008 just announced online viewing of 10 selections: 5 features and 5 shorts from Canada, Colombia, France, Germany, Spain, and U.S. filmmakers. AMD has teamed up with Alamo Drafthouse Cinema to present uncut sneak previews, hinting at a knockout success for this year's fest. 

"La Crème", directed by Reynald Bertrand (who will make an appearance at this year's festival), is the feature that gets my highest recommendation. The exciting description of illusion in this French farce and fantasy make it an automatic selection.  I also highly recommend watching one of the short films, "Treevenge" by Jason Eisner, director of the (fake movie) trailer "Hobo With A Shotgun", winner of the SXSW/Robert Rodriguez Grindhouse Trailer contest. (There's a rumor going around that filming of the real movie will take place sometime next year.) The title of Eisner's latest film project about killer Christmas trees (?!) reads like the plot in what could be a warning against human crimes against nature.

Looking down the barrel of a full-length grindhouse worthy masterpiece.

To view these and 8 other films showing at Fantastic Fest, go to www.fantasticfest.com/online. You'll need to login (or register if you're not a FF site member) before you can watch full-length videos.

Don't forget the microwave popcorn and soda pop before you press play.

~ diy danna

Coming Soon: Bumpers and Bloodshots at Fantastic Fest 2008 

Austin Underground Film Festival Benefit at Ruta Maya - Friday, September 12th

The AUFF '08 is happening in November, hopefully with the support of local film lovers.

Our Fantastic Fest picks (and pans) will be online soon, but this isn't the only film fest in town, and KTC strives to bring you updates for all local film events, including the forthcoming Austin Underground Film Fest (AUFF). As the film community grows, festivals become an important part in sharing film projects and networking with other local filmmakers, and AUFF is the perfect opportunity for underground, experimental, or "alternative" filmmakers and film lovers to connect. 2008 marks the 3rd year of AUFF, and although I haven't had the pleasure of past screenings, I look forward to attending the fest in November. A local band I blogged about for our sister blog sent a show update today,  which included taking part in a fundraiser for the AUFF this Friday night. Thanks to this email I decided to browse the AUFF web site. The following is their "mission statement":

"We seek to provide a venue for films that might not otherwise be exhibited for the public, and virtually no genre or concept is excluded from consideration. However, films of a radical, critical, disaffected, progressive, provocative, confrontational, controversial, subversive, seditious, irreverent, illicit, offensive, obscene, rebellious, profane, pornographic, conspiratorial, corruptive, psychotropic, phantasmagoric, volatile, violent, anarchic, blasphemous or otherwise irresponsible nature are especially encouraged."

I think I'm in love. 

The entertainment schedule for Friday night's benefit is as eclectic and underground as the festival. Ruta Maya World Headquarters in South Austin opens its doors for the AUFF '08 benefit at 9 pm. The music starts at 10 pm with the blue-eyed acoustic soul of Lady Bell, followed by the full-frontal rock of The Little Gentlemen, experimental New York City style folk 'n' country outfit Charles Potts Magic Windmill Band, and benefit headliners The Little Morts plan to bury the audience of AUFF supporters with a fury of country/punk rock. 

austinundergroundfilm.com | myspace.com/austinundergroundfilm

Filmmakers: Submit Your Film for the AUFF '08 in November (Date & Location TBA)

The film festival accepts shorts only, a maximum of 40 minutes, but in every genre and category imaginable. Want to make a freeform or improvised horror/pornographic short that involves puppets? Do it - and submit it to the Austin Underground Film Festival. The early deadline has passed, but you can still submit your disturbing work of art on film (in NTSC DVD or mini-DV format)  with a submission form and $20 entry fee to:

Austin Underground Film Festival
1824 S. IH-35 #101
Austin, TX 78704

Kill The Critic does not represent or endorse the AUFF.  Go to the organization's web site for information and updates regarding submissions and future events.  

Maybe I'll see your film at the fest this year?

~ diy danna

Sweet Release Tuesday:  Battle of the DVD Rentals - Tina Fey's "Baby Mama" vs. Helen Hunt's "Then She Found Me"

DVD Release Today: Alternate ending of "Baby Mama"; An actor's directorial debut - "Then She Found Me".

I've been a fan of Academy Award winner Helen Hunt ever since "Quarterback Princess", when she won the game, the guy, and our hearts in a feel good family film that made the budding feminist inside me smile. I stopped watching "Saturday Night Live" religiously about the time Emmy Award winner Tina Fey became a writer for the show I grew up watching. I remember watching "Mad About You", wondering why Hunt wasn't on the big screen making me laugh. I'd occasionally grin at Fey's commentary on the faux news sketch "Weekend Update", and guffaw to see Will Ferrell do something completely insane on SNL (which may or may not have been written by Fey). Then I'd tune out until a quick comedy sketch by former Austin, TX based comedy trio Mr. Sinus (a.k.a. The Sinus Show). Two rising stars. Same network (NBC). Two different reactions to their talent.  

Actress Helen Hunt went on to grab the Oscar for "As Good As It Gets" (1997), portrayed a powerful ad exec opposite Mel Gibson in "What Women Want", a hardened mother in "Pay It Forward" (2000), and starred in an overlooked Woody Allen comedy homage to screwball and film noir classics "Curse of the Jade Scorpion" (2001). But Hollywood, audiences, and time aren't always kind to its leading ladies, and it seems that Hunt is reinventing herself - as a director. 

"Then She Found Me" is Hunt's directorial debut. She also stars in this independent production adapted from a novel by Elinor Lipman that has been praised for its take on romance, motherhood, and what it means to be a fulfilled woman. It has also been panned for the same reason - relegated to basic cable telelvision movie status. There are a few dull moments in this new indie release, which wasn't marketed as well as and spent less time on screen than Fey's major studio gem "Baby Mama".   

Fey has been on the track to success, becoming SNL's first female head writer, which I respect. She penned the script for "Mean Girls" (2004), and makes a funny appearance as a high school teacher who gets caught in the crossfire of characters played by Lindsay Lohan and  the scene-stealing, brilliant Rachel McAdams (see "The Notebook", "Wedding Crashers", "Red Eye"). I don't watch much of "30 Rock", which from what I have seen resembles SNL, but I hear and read nothing but rave reviews. But when it comes to performance and her latest popular release, "Baby Mama", I was a little disappointed with the lowbrow, juvenile humor. I love a good immature gag, and Amy Poehler is always interesting to watch, but the load of gags overwhelms the sensitive topic which could have used a lighter, literate touch at certain moments - something "SNL" is not famous for delivering.

I'm not begruding Fey's success. Although I have publicly admitted to not enjoying most of her performances on television, she makes a lot of other people laugh, and I appreciate her working as a writer, comedian, actor, and producer in male dominated media. But I am a little bothered by Hunt's struggle for respectability and success as a filmmaker in a market that doesn't respect a different comedic approach to women's lives and struggles. Why is it literate movies about women's lives are considered inferior to the broad comedy that pokes fun at our biological and personal needs as women? Luckily, Hunt is still considered "A-List" in Hollywood, and Fey is still running the comedy race. Maybe she'll spoof Republican V.P. candidate Sarah Palin as a guest on "SNL"?  Maybe there is hope for more quality entertainment produced by women.

You may not want to dole out the extra money to purchase either DVD, but I recommend adding these to your Netflix or Blockbuster queues, or making a trip to your favorite local video store, like Vulcan or I ♥ Video.

Here are the DVD stats, with a KTC rating:

Baby Mama (2008) - A thirty-something businesswoman wants to have a baby, and a surrogate is found, with comical results. Read the studio synopsis @ IMDB.com.  
Director/Writer: Michael McCullers
Cast: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler
U.S. Screen Release: 25 April 2008 (Universal Pictures) 
DVD Release : 9 September 2008
Critics/Audience Rating Avg.: 2.5 (out of 4 stars)
KTC Rating: 2

Then She Found Me (2008) - "A New York schoolteacher hits a midlife crisis when, in quick succession, her husband leaves, her adoptive mother dies and her biological mother, an eccentric talk show host, materializes and turns her life upside down as she begins a courtship with the father of one of her students. " (IMDB synopsis by CartmanKun@aol.com)
Director: Helen Hunt
Writers: Hunt, Alice Arlen, Victor Levin
Cast: Hunt, Colin Firth, Matthew Broderick, Bette Midler
U.S. Screen Release: 2 May 2008
DVD Release: 9 September 2008
Critics/Audience Rating Avg.: 3 (out of 4 stars)

KTC Rating: 3

Happy Sweet Release Day!

~ diy danna

Fantastic Fest 2008 Schedule Is Official: September 18-25

92 pages of orgasmic film going. Ooh, yeah...

Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, host of Fantastic Fest, announced the official schedule and we've got the link to the complete calendar of events right here, thanks to a recent update:

http://fantasticfest.bside.com/2008/schedule

The live schedule includes festival opener Kevin Smith ("Zack and Miri Make a Porno"), and Japanese 'pink' films, which seem like the perfect complement to Smith's American take on romance and the porno industry.  Over the past few years, Fantastic Fest is one of the most notable film festivals in the world, and has grown to include more genres and more countries than any other film festival in the United States. So expect a variety of films to pique lovers of anime, fantasy, horror, sci-fi, and features that defy genre.  (Eat your heart out SXSW.)

Next week we'll have our short list of picks and pans of the festival like most critics, but get a peek at the guide and make up your own mind now @ http://www.fantasticfest.com/guide.pdf. 

Why? Because we love you, film lover. 

~diy danna

Out of Bounds Report No. 3: Get Up, The Premiere of Double Eagle Short Films Festival, and So Much More Tomorrow Night


The return of Get Up, Friday on the Apples Stage of the Salvage Vanguard Theater, 10 pm.

Out of Bounds Comedy Festival co-producer Shannon McCormick performs as one half of improv duo Get Up tomorrow night at the Salvage Vanguard Theater, Friday 29 August - 10 pm. McCormick and partner in comedy Shana Merlin deliver the unexpected with innate humor and acting ability. Nerdvana (Los Angeles, CA) mix up improv and sketch, making funny nerds funnier and sexier than "Beauty and The Geek". Before these two dynamic duos hit the Apples stage, audiences will be treated with the first Double Eagle Short Films Festival, which showcases comedic art on film at 6 pm, and improv by "smart, clean" 88 Improv (Omaha, NE) and the critically hailed Unexpected Company (Warwick, RI) at 8 pm. Tickets for the Apples stage shows are available here.



Let's not forget the Oranges stage and ColdTowne Theater...

On the Oranges stage: At 5:30 there's a panel discussion, "Improv Into Income", geared toward performers attending the festival, but free and open to the public. After the friendly panel, get ready for a rumble with Battle of the Sexes III - Improv Throwdown. It's the gals versus the guys in a series of scenarios and games where the audience decides the winner. The battle featuring improv pros from across the nation begins at 8 pm. Junk (Austin, TX) and pHrenzy! (Chicago, IL) make comedy chemistry with improv at 10 pm. (Get Tickets)


The OOB edition of Stool Pigeon plays at ColdTowne - Friday, 29 August @ 11 pm.

Friday night at ColdTowne: OOB expands its comedy repertoire to include stand-up, featuring the comedy of Austin comic Bryan Guttman (9 pm) and New Yorker Jamie Lee, of VH-1 fame (10 pm). Other comics include Kerri Lendo and Nick Ramirez, and one of the shows is hosted by Chris Trew (Terp2it). There's also a who's who of Out of Bounds performers teaming up for A Very Special Stool Pigeon I, in which the headlining stand-up comics encounter improv. These shows are expected to sell out fast, so get your tickets here.

Tomorrow: Out of Bounds Report No. 4 - More Comedy and More Stool Pigeons

~ diy danna

Out of Bounds Report No. 2: Apples & Oranges at The Salvage Vanguard Theater


Austin's Look Cookie improvises on the Apples Stage of the Salvage Vanguard Theater Tonight @ 10.

The Out of Bounds Comedy Festival continues through Labor Day weekend, with weekend panel discussions, workshops, and performances on two stages - Apples and Oranges - until Sunday. By the way, it may not be too late to register for workshops starting tomorrow at the Hideout Theater. OOB reduced the number of classes and number of people to provide longer, more in-depth sessions. Go to http://www.outofboundsimprov.com/2008/workshops08.html for more info.

Today and tomorrow, Thursday, 28 August, enjoy improv and sketch comedy on the Apples and Oranges stages at the Salvage Vanguard Theater starting at 8:00 pm. The choice is tough, but depending on your comedy style preference, you can't really go wrong. Here's a KTC highlight of another exciting night Out of Bounds:

Today (Wednesday, 27 August)

Apples Stage - 8 pm

The Starter Kit (Austin, TX) gets things started with a variety of improvisational techniques, followed by another Austin troupe that should win an award for funniest name, You're Not My Real Dad, featuring four older guys who aren't afraid to talk about the chips on their shoulders. Scatter! (Houston, TX) is another testosterone filled troupe that offer an energetic, longer set of improv.

Oranges Stage - 8 pm

Taking cues from the audience, Austin improvisers Snackers aren't light on teamwork and fun. Murphy (Austin) is a long-form, Chicago style troupe from the ColdTowne Conservatory. $10 Bourbon is as adult as the name suggests, developing improv from audience ideas and their own reflections about life.

Apples Stage - 10 pm

Featuring two of my favorite improv comedians I had the pleasure of watching at the Hideout two years ago, Bryan Roberts and Kerri Lendo, Look Cookie (Austin, TX) is an oddball family of improv sluggers big enough for a softball team. Improv for Evil (Austin) plunder and pillage at random on stage, proving that tyranny can be funny.


Grandma June's Sewing Circle (Chicago, IL) - Thursday @ 8pm on the Apples Stage

Tomorrow (Thursday, 28 August)

Apples - 8 pm

Forming from a large Austin troupe "Think Tank", and obviously inspired by The Three Musketeers, The 3 Actorteers take sketch comedy seriously. Grandma June's Sewing Circle (Chicago, IL) has been performing excellently crafted sketch comedy for five years.

Oranges - 8 pm

Austin's Skipfield doesn't skip lightly through comedy with engaging long-form narrative improv. They're followed by the talented foursome Curtis Needs A Ride (Fort Worth, TX), determined to become an improv staple of Austin. Far way from the islands, the long-form improv troupe Galapagos (Phoenix, AZ) takes a single suggestion from the audience and runs an entertaining marathon with it.

Apples - 10 pm

A band of improv performers from Camden, NJ called Quaint Little Coffee Shop runs on a platform of universal free coffee, while sketch duo from NYC Rue Brutalia provide sharp wit honed from biting the big apple.

Oranges - 10 pm

Improvisational troupe Midnight Society (Austin, TX) is described as "a blind date at ColdTowne Theater that worked". The Victims of Dallas, TX perform an indescribable long-form set of improv.

If you've liked what I've described so far, what the heck are you waiting for? Buy individual or package tickets here!

~ diy danna

The Out of Bounds 2008 Report No. 1: Inaugural Event Tonight With Comedy Representative Maria Bamford


Tonight you can Tivo/DVR that other event happening in Denver, CO.

Since 2002 Out of Bounds has campaigned as one of the very best comedy festivals in the U.S. Co-produced by actor/comedian Shannon McCormick and founder/comedic mastermind Jeremy Lamb, the event has expanded from a comedy improv weekend on one stage to a two stage, seven-day event with panel discussions, workshops, and stand-up and sketch comedy performed by the finest comedic talents in the country. Oh, yeah - and there's a miniature golf tournament for fest performers.

The workshops and panels don't start till this Friday, but there are some exciting performances happening every day through Labor Day, September 1st in the capital city of comedy. Kill The Critic will highlight each day, starting with tonight's inaugural event:



Local comedy gem Matt Bearden is the MC for the opening show at Esther's Pool, with stand-up comic Maria Bamford, star of the SuperDeluxe.com sitcom appropriately titled "The Maria Bamford Show", and one of the funny ladies of Comedy Central's new series "The Comedians of Comedy". According to OOB's official portal to the comedy dimension, you can rent the first season from Netflix. Bamford's hair may be less pink these days, but she's still funny. (Not Dane Cook funny, but she's really trying to hack away at it.) Sketch 'n' improv duo Lovey Lovey - ColdTowne Theater's Michael Jastroch and Tami Nelson - also stars. (Think Nick and Nora Charles meet Mike Nichols and Elaine May for cocktails in Austin.) The smart comedy starts at 9pm. Get your tickets here.

Tomorrow: Report No. 2 - Apples and Oranges at The Salvage Vanguard

Filmmaking Frenzy's Unncessary Sequels Contest Winners Announced Sunday

I wasn't able to attend, but I got the news from one of the stars of the video I took part in ("Powder 2: Powder 2 The People" by Kung Fu Halloween).

Here is a video from one of the local competitors:
"5 to 9: It's No Way to Make A Living" by Short Bus Attack


And the winners are...

Unnecessary Sequels Results

I'd like you to visit the site, maybe check out a few videos. And I like building a little suspense...

Filmmaking Frenzy's Unnecessary Sequels Part 2: Only 4 Hours Left to Vote!


Ulf Kastner in Kung Fu Halloween's "Powder 2".

"This time they're back again for more."

Filmmaking Frenzy, the site sponsored by Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, tests the talent and movie-making skills of film fans around the world, is hosting a few contests coinciding with the upcoming Fantastic Fest. held annually at the South Lamar theatre. The rules were changed for Unnecessary Sequels in 2008, and the is competition stiffer, making it a successful contest - despite the dwindling number of contestants. There were about 90 applicants but only 24 official entries and one official screening, compared to one of the last contest's 140+ entries and multiple screenings. (See Rewind Kindly.)

I attended the single screening at the new downtown location, Alamo Ritz, and was impressed with most of what I saw on the big screen. I even got my 15 seconds of fame as a participant in one of this year's entries. Powder 2: Powder 2 The People is facing tough competition with other entertaining videos for best short/trailer in the latest frenzy. Last time I checked, Powder 2 was in last place, which is a shame because it's truly unnecessary and brilliant.

So I won't be accused of favoritism, I'd also like to point out some other favorites worth checking out. Actually, they're all worth viewing, with a word of caution to younger or sensitive viewers. There is adult content and language in several entries that may be unsuitable for some. My Picks (in alphabetical order): Alien v. Predator v. Rocky, Bonnie & Clyde: Resurrection, Charlotte's Web 2: All the Pig's Men, The Eighth Seal, It's A Wonderful Life 2: Wings of Vengeance, Monster Squad 2, Over The Top 2: Armageddon (about arm wrestling, featuring those funny Master Pancake guys), and Willy Wonka - Requiem for a Cocoa Bean. Worthy Mentions: Close Encounters of the 4th Kind, Clue 2: Hint, Harold & Maude II: A Love for the Ages, and OTT: The Rise of Mike Hawk.

Curiosity piqued?

Start watching now by clicking on this Filmmaking Frenzy link.

Newsflash to "Tropic Thunder" Director, DreamWorks and Hollywood: The "R" Word Can Be As Offensive As The "N" Word (And Blackface)


The trailer most of us have seen.

The movie some were afraid was racist is instead viewed as derogatory toward people with mental disabilities. Since all the controversy began, two days before the scheduled opening, Special Olympics chairman Timothy Shriver is calling for a ban of the action comedy "Tropic Thunder", even though he hasn't seen it.

"Special Olympics and Coalition of Disability Organizations Protest DreamWorks' 'Tropic Thunder'"

DreamWorks is marketing the movie as a satire of Hollywood actors and the industry, including Robert Downey, Jr. portraying a white Australian actor Kirk Lazarus portraying a black soldier in a movie. The premise? A group of actors (including director Ben Stiller as action star Tugg Speedman and Jack Black as comedy actor Jeff Portnoy) becomes involved in a real guerrilla battle, mistakingly believing they are being filmed. The word "retard" is used in the movie, and the Special Olympics, in a joint protest with a coalition of American disability organisations.

The picket signs are reading "Tropic Thunder = Tropic Blunder".

The groups protesting are taking offense to the words "retard" and "retarded" used in the trailer and poster promoting the now released movie. I have been unable to find the originally offensive clip and poster referring to the "Simple Jack" bits (which have been removed by DreamWorks marketing as a result of the alleged insensitivity). However, I was able to locate quotes from the movie that could almost make me forget that other DreamWorks blunder (also starring Stiller and Black) "Envy" (2004).

"Once upon a time … There was a retard." (On one of the promotional posters. It refers to Stiller's character, action star Tugg Speedman, who receives harsh reviews for his performance in a previous movie as a mentally disabled character.)

"Nobody goes full retard." (Clip featuring Downey's character Lazarus commenting on Speedman's performance as Simple Jack.)

One of the film's critics, a writer for BuzzFlash.com wrote an open letter to a DreamWorks spokesman. This article in letter format was forwarded to DIY Danna by a fellow film lover, and she forwarded it to me, stating "it could help the piece you're writing about the Tropic Thunder controversy". It does. Tony Peyser's letter to Chip Sullivan could add more heat to to the debate between the behemoth filmmakers and disability activists, and keep some revenue away from the box office. "The Dark Night" could remain the #1 draw in the U.S.

"Tony Peyser: Open Letter To DreamWorks About Ben Stiller's 'Tropic Thunder'"

I realise this is only part of the story, and we have not heard much from DreamWorks in response. And maybe that's a good thing.

For the record, I would like to include the definitions of retard according to the American Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary. Please note that the definition used in this context contains the asterisk (*):

Main Entry:

¹re·tard \ri-ˈtärd\

Function:

verb

Etymology:

Middle English, from Anglo-French or Latin; Anglo-French retarder, from Latin retardare, from re- + tardus slow

Date:

15th century

transitive verb 1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment : impede

2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote

intransitive verb

: to undergo retardation

²re·tard*

Function:

noun

Date:

1788

1\ri-ˈtärd\: a holding back or slowing down : retardation2\ˈrē-ˌtärd\often offensive : a retarded person; also : a person held to resemble a retarded person in behavior

I am aware the word is used in slang, usually in a derogatorily humorous way, but even here the connotation seems limited. In or out of context, this reviewer and new blogger is curious to see the outcome of the protests, politically correct or not.

Elvis Hubert

Fans Are "Wondering About Wonder Woman"


How long must we wait?

While working on a film article about the dumbing-down of American films and audiences, I came across the following timely headline on Yahoo! News:

Wondering About Wonder Woman by Claudia Zap

The numbers of internet searches for "Wonder Woman" since the start of the summer blockbuster movie season (see "The Incredible Hulk", "Iron Man", and "Hancock") is staggering, justifying Wonder Woman fans like me who have been waiting for a movie since the first "Spider-Man", "X-men", and "Hulk" movies. DC Comics answered with two stellar Batman movies featuring one of my favorite actors, Christian Bale, and the moody blockbuster "Superman Returns", which I understand based on the popularity of the characters, but Marvel had already given Hollywood the greenlight for two Fantastic Four movies, while Joss Whedon's development of the Amazon Princess with a lasso was being stunted. I realize Hollywood has a problem with Wonder Woman, and it may have a lot to do with the marketing of singularly heroic women in movies.

Does anyone else remember the excitement about the news of Joss Whedon writing and directing a "Wonder Woman" movie? I had it posted on my MySpace profile for a couple of years before it became apparent it wasn't happening anytime soon. And then began the buzz about a live action Justice League movie, which would precede Whedon's adaptation but prominently feature Wonder Woman. Another reason for a fan to rejoice!

And to be let down again.

Whedon quit the project early last year due to "creative differences", and according to one online article about the Justice League movie, that idea was shelved indefinitely, allegedly due to the writer's strike. But maybe that was a smart move, with all the inferior CGI fodder since the ill-fated "Catwoman". Wonder Woman movie rights holder and producer Joel Silver seems to think putting it on hold is the best idea. It may be all about economics, and wanting to get top dollars in the box office competition. But if you look at successful movies featuring strong female characters (Sex in the City, Mamma Mia, and the potential of Sisters of The Traveling Pants 2), you would think Hollywood types like Silver would see the money is already there. Wonder Woman is still as familiar as Carrie and her three gal pals, and she's been around longer. And if we took a poll right now, I suspect a movie featuring the Amazon Princess would have more male fans in attendance than another movie featuring the four Manhattan princesses. Yet fans of Wonder Woman - men and women - are disappointed to find out the Justice League and Wonder Woman movies have been put on hold indefinitely.



Wonder Woman Trivia Questions

The following 5 questions will test if you're a true fan of the almost 67-year-old superheroine. (Answers at the end of this post.)

1. You probably already know who invented the DC Comics superheroine, William Moulton Marston, and when, in 1941. But do you know how the lasso she uses became legendary?

2. Do you know when the first Wonder Woman movie came to be, and who starred as the powerful princess?

3. Which famous actress was featured as Lynda Carter's sidekick in the 1970s television series "Wonder Woman", portraying a young Amazonian princess known as Wonder Girl?

4. Wonder Woman was featured on the long-running animated series "Super Friends", but this wasn't the first time she was broadcast on television. What and when was her animated debut?

5. How did the invisible airplane become a visible fixture in the Wonder Woman TV series and animated Super Friends?


But there is some good news for Wonder Woman fans: Comic-Con 2008 revealed a trailer new animated feature to be released on DVD. It's better than nothing. And Keri Russell (TV's "Felicity" and the late Adrienne Shelley's "Waitress") voices the superheroine.


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I can't wait to see it. And the list of possible leads for Wonder Woman will keep the myth of another live action movie alive. Just google "Wonder Woman Movie Lead Contenders" and you'll have fun speculating if you're a true fan.

~ Danna Williams

Trivia Answers:

1. The lasso of truth is based on the lie detector, invented by Wonder Woman creator. Her lasso became a symbol for truth and justice.

2. It's complicated: Technically, the first time fans saw Wonder Woman on film is when Ellie Wood Walker starred as the superheroine in the short (4 minute) feature "Wonder Woman: Who's Afraid of Diana Prince?" in 1967. She was cast as Diana Prince, and Linda Harrison was cast as her Wonder Woman alter ego. The first full-length "Wonder Woman" was a test, or pilot film for the eventual live action series. It was a 1974 movie airing on TV, starring Cathy Lee Crosby as Wonder Woman. (So if you guessed either one, consider yourself correct.)

3. Debra Winger. The academy award nominated actor made her debut as Wonder Girl in two episodes.

4. According to Wikipedia, "‎Wonder Woman's first actual broadcast appearance was as a guest in an episode of The Brady Kids cartoon series in 1972, entitled "It's All Greek to Me". The Brady kids meet Wonder Woman and together they find themselves accidentally transported back to the time of the Ancient Olympic Games. " Groovy...

5. That's a trick question: The invisible plane was invented early in the comic book series, 1942, not on television. It's not featured much in the recent comic book and animated series.

Free Form Films Presents A Live Film Score: "Tetsuo: The Iron Man" - Thursday 31 July



Thanks to Ben Aqua for sending the following announcement our way yesterday.

This Thursday:

Free Form Films Presents:
Tetsuo: The Iron Man live film score performance

Ben Aqua and his group of tiny machines will perform a live synth-filled, mechanically-manipulated score to the 1989 Japanese film "Tetsuo: The Iron Man" as part of the Free Form Films live film score series.

Thursday, July 31, 10pm
@ Red 7 (patio)
611 E. 7th, Austin, TX

$5 21+/$8 21-

Performers include:

Chad A (ex-Zom Zoms, Low Red Center)
Ben Aqua (ASSACRE, MVSCLZ, Totally Wreck)
Johnny Cisneros (aka VC Chldkrft, Totally Wreck)
Matt LaComette (Low Red Center, Aunt's Analog)
Erich Ragsdale (Low Red Center, TJ Laserphone)
David Salinas (Totally Wreck)
Sam Vandeliner (aka Gary B, Night Viking)
Eli Welbourne (Belaire, Totally Wreck)



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From the list of performers, it looks to be a delightful night of experimental film scoring.

So Much to Do, So Little Time

Wednesdays in Austin are the best humpdays you'll ever know, especially after work. You can relax and unwind with a happy hour at almost every downtown club with a bar, catch a movie downtown at Alamo Drafthouse Ritz on 6th Street and still have time to see an opening act on Red River, then return to 6th Street for free midnight movie madness if you don't care to stick around for the headliner. To quote an old jazz standard - who could ask for anything more?

Well, sometimes I wish teleportation was available. It's getting tougher and tougher to decide which show you'll be attending on a Wednesday. And sometimes it's the same for Monday and Tuesday. Geez...

I'm keeping the synopses short and sweet this time. You can read the fliers and get a good picture of what's happening around town that may hold your interest.


Recommended Movie




The NY Times and All Movie Guide summarize "Dixie Dynamite" without filling in all the eccentricities you're sure to witness on the screen: "Two sisters (Jane Johnstone, Kathy McHaley) seek vengeance when they are evicted from their farmhouse and a gunslinging sheriff shoots down their moonshining father." ~ John Bush

Yee-haw!

Alamo Weird Wednesday happens every Thursday. Lars, the programmer for this original film series introduces every film, giving us a 5-minute (or less) lecture in odd cinema history.

"Dixie Dynamite"
11:55 pm
Free
Alamo Drafthouse Ritz
320 E 6th St.
Austin, TX 78701


Recommended Music



Here's what one brilliant blogger wrote @ do512.com:

"Recently featured on NPR's Latino USA, San Antonio's Girl In A Coma returns to Austin, TX - the night before the day you realize you don't have a date - February 13th. This will be an inside Emo's show with outside show caliber performances from these ladies, plus local classic rockers Adrian & the Sickness, and punk darlings The Sweethearts, who open. Girl In A Coma's first full-length album Both Before I'm Gone was released on Joan Jett's label Blackheart Records. They've been building a steady fan base across Texas and the nation touring for years, as well as in the UK and France - opening for Morrissey. It only seems these talented Texas grrrls are becoming an overnight success. GIAC makes it look so easy, with melodic, thoughtful rock and sweet as honey vocals. Don't sleep on this one..." - DIY Danna

Girl in A Coma (San Antonio, TX)
Adrian and The Sickness
The Sweethearts
Emo's (Inside)
613 Red River
Austin, TX 78701
All Ages: $5/21+ $8/21-
Doors: 8pm
Show: 10pm


Also Recommended (Music)


See Darling New Neighbors (not a remake of "Children of the Corn") tonight @ The Mohawk.

After a long hiatus (guitarist Amy Moreland suffered an injury that prevented her from playing until it healed), Darling New Neighbors have returned with their own quirky... No, wait. I'm tired of using this word to describe bands that don't fit in neatly in our Top 40 Pop box. Here's a new phrase: The idiosyncratic trio that somehow falls into sync... Oh, well... Basically, DNN is a quirky band opening an all local show that may end up being one of the best nights for live music this week.

Darling New Neighbors
w/The Pillow Queens
Militant Babies
The Mohawk (Inside)
912 Red River
Austin, TX 78701
All Ages/Cover ? (Probably not more than $8 if you're under 21.)
10 pm (DNN opens the show!)
map & directions




Pase Rock (The Mohawk - Outside)
w/Prince Klassen
DJ Orion
10 pm
All Ages
21+ $6/21- $8

From what I could decipher from their last MySpace bulletin, Party Ends presents Pase Rock, one of the hottest new MCs straight outta Brooklyn. He happens to rap one of my new favorites "So Fucking Disco", a tongue-in-cheek rap attack on house with one of the tightest beats I've heard in a while. Oh, and there's the Lindsay Lohan song. Also Starring: Prince Klassen, and Party Ends darling DJ Orion.

Have fun and be safe tonight, no matter what (or who) you do.

KOOP Was Up in Smoke: How We Can Help Rebuild Our Community Radio Station (and How An Arsonist Was Brought to Justice)

First the good news you probably already heard on Friday, January 25th: KOOP 91.7 FM is back on the air.

And now it's time to make sure we continue to show KOOP how much we support "radio de la comunidad" - "community radio".

The rebuilding of KOOP radio is a touchy subject with Kill The Critic. As a former volunteer, I have had some wonderful times at the station, and gained a lot of experience thanks to dedicated volunteers. Whenever I login to MySpace, it warms my heart to read a a post or re-post of a bulletin about local venues, magazines, bands, and station volunteers coordinating fundraisers for KOOP. This confirmed that other people missed one of Austin's premier community radio stations, one of our community stations; it also reminded me that someone who intentionally set a fire at our station was somewhere out there walking around, free. And when I heard negative criticism about KOOP programming after all we've been through with another fire, it compelled me to take action. Not to mute the critics (I say let the asses bray), but to embrace a station that has never striven for perfection, but has always striven to bring diverse music, news and information you won't hear on commercial radio.


Now act like you know.

For 19 days, the station was off the air, and it was 19 days too long. Tomorrow at 1:00 pm on KOOP's "Inner Views", you can hear an interview conducted by host Abigail Mahnke, with KOOP officers and the Austin Fire Department. KTC will be listen for an update in the investigation, and about the safety measures KOOP will be taking to prevent another nut from trying to silent their voices, which represent so many of our voices. And I can hardly wait to hear about the fun events planned to raise money to help pay for the repairs and replacement of equipment. Perhaps a few "big brother" type surveillance, motion detector cameras*, as well as topnotch smoke detectors and sprinkler system? Of course, money raised should go to day-to-day station operations too.

And later in the evening, "Now Playing Austin" DJs RGDG (Rebecca and Deidre) are guest bartenders at The Mohawk Happy Hour. Besides getting the hottest drink specials ($1 whiskey shots, $1 Pabst Blue Ribbon and Miller High Life, and $2 16-oz. Stone Lar - I mean Lone Star) from 5 to 8 pm, you'll also be hearing the hottest slection of tunes that have a lot to do with... fire.


What is that creature? Looks like Gorilla vs. Bear decided to mate instead.

And on Monday February 4th it's a party with Soundcheck in residency at the Beauty Bar, which features electronica freaks from John McCain's home state, Peachcake. The show opens with Ian Orth of Learning Secrets, and perhaps the only black guy at the indie rock show, The Cocker Spaniels. Donations will be taken at the door for KOOP, so be generous (the cover is a mere $3).

But the fun doesn't end at the beginning of the month of love and black history. KOOP is throwing a shindig that will make all of us mutants who didn't get a Valentine feel a lot better, or at least a little less like freaks and geeks.


Because it's not easy being green.

See a few of my favorite mutant bands and dance with that guy who has been giving you the eye all night, the one in the middle of his forehead. And according to my favorite KOOP blogger Paul Borelli:

"Beings of all species can make meaningful connections and engage in highly charged information exchange while dancing the night away to the sounds of KOOP DJ Scott Gardner of Stronger Than Dirt and the following electronically enhanced live music performers: Alright Tonight, The Carrots, and Pataphysics."

No suggested donation was mentioned, but I plan to give $10 at the door. I may even have a date with a tall and sexy mutant who enjoys listening to KOOP too.

If you have any information that may lead to the arrest of the idiot(s) that set fire to our radio station, the Texas State Arson Hotline is offering a reward of up to $5,000 for information leading to the arrest of those responsible.

The hotline may be reached 24-7 at 1-877-4FIRE45 (1-877-434-7345).

KTC is happy to report that an arrest has been made. For more details, please tune in to KOOP 91.7FM at 1:00 pm today, or listen online @ koop.org.

For more information about KOOP Radio, contact KOOP at (512) 472-1369 or online at www.koop.org and www.myspace.com/koop917. KOOP is still acccepting donations. If you don’t have money, donate time, if you don’t have time, donate money here.


~DIY Danna

*Kill The Critic does not support the use of spy equipment in the name of security, but a few after hours cameras couldn't hurt.

Looks cool... But would it have killed them to add an "s"?

I have a love/hate relationship with dance movies. I simply wanted to express where I'm coming from before I give my two cents about the new release that is plastered on the MySpace login page - "How She Move". (I'll save my opinions on "Meet The Spartans" and "Semi-Pro" after the paid critics roast both, well done or burnt.)

Long before "Dirty Dancing" swept me off my feet (then made me gag a few years later), I was mesmerized (and then nauseated) by "Flashdance". What a feelin'! No offense against my sister Jennifer Beals (who shines in "The L Word"), but she wasn't winning any academy awards with her first starring role in a feature film. But I thought her day gig as a welder was hot. Feminist hot, believable to the average blue collar worker or not... But this blog isn't about "Norma Rae" - it's about dance movies. A year later there was the modern dance masterpiece "Breakin'". And who can forget the urban legend sequel, "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo"? I tried breakdancing for a while, but my career never took off after being dissed by my family during a dance-off with my sister. There's a laundry list of them, the dance movies we love or hate - or both - from the forbidden waste of dance fad flick "Lambada", to my all-time favorite that revels in underdog feel-goodness, "Strictly Ballroom". And I'm not ashamed to admit "Save The Last Dance" is in my DVD collection. It's ironically bold that MTV recycled this plot, featuring a young black female lead on the screen.

But when I first watched the preview for "How She Move" on television, I couldn't help but hear the "ch-ching" of cash registers (do they still make that sound?) and my high school English teacher Mrs. Gonzales sighing in exasperation. And it made my heart lurch. Street slang now pervades pop culture, and this culture - our culture- loudly proclaims that it's alright to be grammatically incorrect. No - it's the cool thing to do. Nevermind all the connotations of racism and illiteracy, two things a lot of people loathe. At least in my house.

Well, I'll never be one of the cool kids, spouting urban street slang even if I'm suburban or rural offspring. That time has passed, so I can be that corny old broad who insists your kids get off the street and play in their own backyards.

Would it kill them - the writer(s), director, producer(s), and post-production - to have added an "s" to the title? "How She Move" definitely grabs your attention. You read it and say it to yourself just once. You sound like a street hustler, or most likely a wannabe urban white hipster with one black friend. (Yeah, I went there.) Now say it with the "s". "How She Moves" doesn't sound so bad. It still flows like a rappers rhyme. Maybe it's a little softer... Too soft? Too romantic?


Almost makes you want to watch MTV again, right old folks?

As I write this critique, the words sounding off in my head, I wonder if the filmmakers were having the same debate.

I'm not admitting defeat about the "s". I'm sure the movie would still find an audience. I'm just not sure if that audience would be teenagers with expendable cash, searching for the freshest dance moves to bring to the Valentine's Day dance, or Prom floor. If they would have added the "s", would the majority of the audience be older men escorting women on dates?

The world may never know.

Here's the IMDB.com description of "She Hate Me" - I mean "How She Move": "Following her sister's death from drug addiction, a high school student is forced to leave her private school to return to her old, crime-filled neighborhood where she re-kindles an unlikely passion for the competitive world of step dancing."

Here's my one sentence review: A black teenager exiled from suburbia searches for social acceptance with her old neighborhood's step team.

And here's the trailer for "How She Move", which opens today in theaters across the U.S.A.:



Enjoy the movies this weekend, whatever you watch.

~ DIY Danna

Rosario Dawson in Desccent. ACL Music Fest? What music fest?

If Music Fests Aren't Your Thing - See A Movie!

Since I'm trapped at work for the next few days during ACL this year, I've decided to attend a few ACL Aftershows. But for those who already get the limit of music in Austin 362 days of the year, may I recommend seeing a movie? The summer blockbuster seems to be a thing of the past, but the offering of small budget but well-made documentaries exposing the injustices around the world in our own backyard, independent and upscale revenge dramas, and comedy and action flicks based on a popular TV series and a bestselling novel are resplendent.

Instead of lengthy movie previews, I offer a one sentence synopsis of some movies I recommend this "holiday" weekend.

ACL is a holiday now, right?

Anyway, if you aren't attending ACL Fest or a plethora of aftershows (official and unofficial), here are my glowing recommendations. Simply click on the titles for a better synopsis or review, and for theater listings.

Documentary


Someone dares to question the policies of Bush?!

The Devil Came on Horseback: The controversy of the Darfur crisis in the Sudan and U.S. (lack of) intervention is explored through the p.o.v. of a dutiful soldier turned social activist.

Drama

(See top photo of hot actress.)

Descent: I know everyone is going ga-ga over the Jodie Foster revenge drama, and I expect an Oscar buzz about it, but I'd like to mention another revenge drama, an independent film featuring Rosario Dawson as a rape victim who blurs the line between vengeance and self-destruction.

Comedy


Better than the Flintstone Movies combined. Ha-ha.

The Simpsons Movie: While the thought of seeing a comedy about a nasty gym teacher named Mr. Woodcock, and a comedy about a washed-up ping pong ball prodigy avenging his father's death are oh-so appealing*, I'll have to pass on these flicks and recommend a movie I can't believe I haven't seen yet that may actually be a well-plotted extension of the famed animated series.

Action/Adventure


We've officially lost our indie cred.

The Bourne Ultimatum
I've seen it with my *BFF*, and we both agree that it was like a fast paced carnival ride - thrilling and entertaining for a moment, but lacking the depth of a theme park ride.

I'm probably going to some aftershows, but I had to buck against the local entertainment establishment. That's just how I roll...

~ DIY Danna

*Sarcasm is a lost art online.

In Memory of Damon O'Banion: A Music Benefit at Trophy's
Saturday September 8, 2007

Damon O'Banion w/The High Divers at the club formerly known as Velvet Spade - July 13, 2006.

The music benefit featuring an amazing line-up of solo artists and bands - including Gibby Hanes (Butthole Surfers), Jad Fair and Pong, will be a bittersweet affair. It's a music celebration, and a benefit for the family after the death of a loved one who contributed a lot to two music communities during his brief life. Less than 6 months ago, singer and music journalist Damon O'Banion died, leaving a wife and young ward for whom a college fund has been established. In August, musicians in his hometown of Houston, TX, held a benefit for O'Banion, who was in electrifying rock bands like Dixie Waste, and Austin's own The High Divers.


Toof: One of many talented local artists to perform this Saturday.

According to an unreliable but sexy source (Toof), and the wonderful Austin, TX Showlist, the line-up for the benefit dubbed Damon Fest will include:

The High Divers (featuring Gibby Hanes on vocals)
Honky
Dixie Waste (Houston, TX)
Unicorn Magic (11-year reunion)
Drunken Thunder
Toof
Pong
Jad Fair

The cover is $5 and doors open at 4:00 pm, with the show starting at 5:00. I will publish more pertinent details about Damon Fest as soon as I receive them. Here's the OFFICIAL Damon O'Banion Tribute Space.

Out of Bounds! The Return of The Best Comedy Festival in Texas




I'm really excited to present Out Of Bounds 6. Hosted by the bodacious and outrageous Shannon McCormick, the original improv comedy event promises to be "the best week of your life". Out Of Bounds originally started right here in Austin, TX, and has expanded to an annual festival in the deep, ferocious entertainment jungle of Los Angeles, CA.


Token Diverse Comedy Group Shot: Knife Fight (Hollywood, CA)

But don't expect the festival to pack up and leave Austin in pursuit of fame and fortune in LA any time soon. Out of Bounds is still keeping it weird and hosting a Labor Day festival. Thanks to the contributions of many sponsors (too many to list), the improv comedy fest has expanded to include three venues this year, and even more comedy groups have signed up for the fest, which promises to be a treat for locals, students, and tourists looking for exciting comedy entertainment.

Out Of Bounds (Tuesday, August 28th through Labor Day Weekend Monday, September 3rd)

Free Opening Night: Tuesday, August 28, 2007
7:30 pm
University of Texas
Calhoun Hall (The 6-pack on 21st St.)

Additional Venues:

Esther's Pool (Home of Esther's Follies)
525 E 6th St.

Hideout Theatre
617 Congress Ave.

Visit the official web site Out Of Bounds 2007 to learn more about the seven nights of unpredictable behavior and laughs, or to buy $10 tickets (per night) online.

See you there this weekend!

Don't Let The [Indie] Music Die! Screening Party Tonight

Another screening party is happening for the acclaimed documentary Before The Music Dies, featured at SxSW Film Fest. Tickets are $10, benefiting KOOP 91.7 FM, a radio station known for supporting independent music.



Here's the 4-1-1 from a bulletin posted by experimental indie rockers Red Book Audio:

Celebrating independent music, artists and media with -


Who: 91.7fm KOOP Radio (www.koop.org)
and SweatBox Studios

What: Before the Music Dies movie screening and live music from Tito & the Man, Red Morous and Slow Train –
plus FREE FOOD AND BEER!!!!

When: Wednesday August 8th @ 6:30pm, movie @ 7:30pm

Where: Sweatbox Studios, 1406 Smith Road (off Bolm Road east of Airport)…

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BEFORE THE MUSIC DIES tells the story of American music at this precarious moment. Filmmakers Andrew Shapter and Joel Rasmussen traveled the country, hoping to understand why mainstream music seems so packaged and repetitive, and whether corporations really had the power to silence musical innovation. The answers they found on this journey–ultimately, the promise that the future holds–are what makes BEFORE THE MUSIC DIES both riveting and exhilarating.

At the heart of BEFORE THE MUSIC DIES are interviews with musicians, industry insiders, music critics, and fans that reveal how music has reached this moment of truth. Featured performances from a truly diverse group of artists, ranging from The Dave Matthews Band and Erykah Badu to Seattle street performers and Mississippi gospel singers show us that great music is always out there… as long as you know where to look. BEFORE THE MUSIC DIES will renew your passion for great music, and inspire you to play an active part in its future.

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For more info on the event go to www.koop.org
Info on the film at www.beforethemusicdies.com
Musicians info and schedule at www.freetito.com